{"id":180,"date":"2018-01-12T20:34:42","date_gmt":"2018-01-12T20:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/?p=180"},"modified":"2018-01-12T20:34:42","modified_gmt":"2018-01-12T20:34:42","slug":"villager-of-the-day-agnes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/2018\/01\/12\/villager-of-the-day-agnes\/","title":{"rendered":"Villager of the Day: Agnes"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-181\" src=\"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/acv_agnes.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"109\" height=\"153\" \/><\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">As promised, the queen of the side-eye,\u00c2\u00a0<strong>Agnes<\/strong>. She is one of the &#8220;uchi&#8221; visitors which is apparently like a big sister type that combines snooty and peppy and &#8220;normal&#8221; types. I would have gone with snootpep myself, because it sounds way cuter.<\/p>\n<p>Agnes&#8217;s catchphrase is &#8220;snuffle&#8221; which mostly makes me worry that she has seasonal allergies.<\/p>\n<p>She has one of the best starting shirts in the game, for sure. (Lookit them cute colours.)<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow (or Monday?) get ready for AN ABOMINATION.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As promised, the queen of the side-eye,\u00c2\u00a0Agnes. She is one of the &#8220;uchi&#8221; visitors which is apparently like a big sister type that combines snooty and peppy and &#8220;normal&#8221; types. I would have gone with snootpep myself, because it sounds way cuter. Agnes&#8217;s catchphrase is &#8220;snuffle&#8221; which mostly makes me worry that she has seasonal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-crossing","category-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.silly-sara.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}